Matt's Dad Jokes
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You might say R, but his first love is the C. What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berry What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
ARRRbor Day What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no-body to go with What has more letters than the alphabet?
The post office! Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill?
It was two tired Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A honeycomb How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it What's a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores I used to hate facial hair
But then it grew on me To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word Don't trust atoms
They make up everything You know why I stopped playing poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise
Dawn is tough on Greece I hate it when people say age is only a number.
Age is clearly a word Thanks for reading!